Got This Thing fills your schedule to free your schedule. It populates your calendar with real events, giving you the perfect excuse for never seeing anybody again.
An SMS-based service, text Mansplainr a topic and he’ll mansplain it back to you in the most long-winded, patronizing way that completely disregards your knowledge or lived experience!
Image manipulation service replacing the eyes in classic paintings with googly eyes.
Tinder for jokes.
An openly-licensed audio library featuring children mispronouncing the names of tech startups. Now any company can experience the MailKimp effect made popular by the Serial podcast.
Mobile app providing black people on-demand app. For when you don’t have a black friend but really need one.
A “business card gun” which flings large amounts of business cards at the intended recipients to help you network at events.
An SMS-based service to help you stop picking your face.
A web-based weather service that tells women whether or not to shave based on the forecast.
A payments service that only delivers 77% of the intended amount when the recipient is a woman, in order to reflect the wage gap in the United States.
A website and call center to help you control the portions of food you eat.
An opt-in social app that lets you anonymously send and receive thanks for a variety of reasons, including inspiring your masturbation.
A web-based service to safely upload your SMS history and determine who holds the power in all your relationships.
Outsourced communications service for keeping in touch with your mom on your terms.