WHAT THE HELL IS IT?
Life is a bunch of obligations. Let's get you out of them.
Sandy Koufax. Dave Chappelle’s friend Chip. Kim Davis. Some people have the perfect excuse to get out of anything life throws at them.
For the rest of us, now there’s Off The Hook. Our app uses a patented algorithm to get you out of any situation, from work to a dog’s birthday party. Simply select the obligation and the excuse level (from the questionable FOX NEWS level all the way to the airtight CORPORATE TAX EVASION threshold). You can also share your excuse on social media to strengthen your alibi.
Life is a bunch of obligations. Let’s get you out of them. Welcome to Off The Hook.
Paul Doulatshahi, Tok Moffat, Alli Hanley, Wayne Manigo