You love the person you are married to. You love your kids. Your love knows no limits. That third one is exactly why you should start a second secret family in New Jersey.
FitBitch
Democrashot
Democrashot™, the Official Drinking Game of the 2016 Presidential Election, is a passive listening app that tells you when to drink during Presidential debates. All you have to do is select a difficulty level (Hilary Clintron, Barnie Saunders, or Donald Tromp), turn on the debate, drink on cue, and publicly insult Rosie O'Donnell!"
Indiehobo
IndieHobo allows the user to give back to the community...the millennial way. The app locates outdoor urban dwellers in your area, and allows you to give them useless gifts, and humbly brag about it to your followers on various social media platforms.The app also allows the recipient to rate the app, and make any comments or suggestions.
Tamadrizzy
Off The Hook
Parknow?
GTFO
The only thing worse than an awkward situation is pretending that you actually give a fuck. But fear not - GTFO will determine how many fucks you give and guide you accordingly.
Our easy GTFO Compass will inform your decisions, allowing you to GTFO using options rated on a scale from "All the fucks" (Hillary Rodham Clinton) to "Zero fucks given" (Marion Berry).